Bella Rambling in the Middle of the Night

ooooooooh sigh. Sigh sigh. I am like tres depressed. Because it is night time and I am not asleep and Edward is not spying on me through my window. You don't even know how attractive he is. So attractive. His eyes are attractive. His nose is attractive. His forehead is attractive. His eyebrows are attractive. His eyelashes are attractive. His ears are attractive. His jawbone is attractive. His collarbone is attractive. And oh my lantic ocean, do not even get me started on his mouth! Heavens above! May I say woot? I am in luuuuuuuuurve. ooooooh yes. Love. I love being in love. I should marry him and then he can turn me into a vampire after we have a mutant baby. Good plan? Yes. But how to tell Eddy-Darling? Sigh. Oooooooooooooh sigh. and thus we have come full circle. heehee

YEAH

Ancient France was beautiful and mysterious.
Ancient France was Edward Cullen.

Bella likes to Freak out and Edward thinks he's awesome

I’m going To Freak Out Now

NO NO NO!

Why’d he go?

WHY OH WHY!?!

Chicken on rye!

One minute, let me go make a sandwich…

Back!

Why did Edward leave?

Now I have to grieve!

My heart he did deceive!

So a basket I will weave.

A basket.

A basket.

A basket of grief.

Too Cool for Biology

So pretty much, I know this all.

I’ve done it in the winter, I’ve done it in the fall.

The amount of knowledge is just too small.

Oh, I’m too cool for biology.

Doesn’t he know I can do all this stuff?

My name is Edward and I’m going to sluff!

It could Happen

The DUEL

Their skin is glitt’ring in the sun,

The vampire battle has just begun.

Jasper grins, “This will be fun!”

But they both can’t win, only one.

Edward thinks he is so cool

He sometimes sluffs his classes at school

And he thinks Jasper is a fool

For Edward knows he can win the duel.

Alice says, “Of boys please,

I’m begging you, stop. I’m on my knees.

Just cause Ed said Jasper’s hair had fleas,

You don’t need to fight! Just freeze!”

But they didn’t freeze, Jasper started to growl.

Edward smiled, but his smile was foul.

Up in the trees there was an owl

Who said “who who” and wore a towel.

Their skin was glitt’ring in the sun,

The vampire battle had finished, was done.

And Edward was crying, all alone.

Edward was crying.

Jasper had won.

A pondering werewolf , Tracker and a story.

What does she see in Edward?
Now, let me think,
while I stand at the sink.
Why does Bella like him?

Because he's so strong?
Cause he's been young for so long?
Cause he can tear off your limb?

What does he have that I haven't got?
Besides his coldness. Cause hey, I'm hot.

Does she just like his indecisive eyes?
What is wrong with her brain?
Oh,it causes me pain!

He won't even share her fries!
So he can run fast, but so can I!

It makes me so mad
I want to say moo!

I love her more, can't she see?
Oh let me think
Whilst I stand at the sink
Why doesn't Bella love me?



The Tracker.

Tracking is really fun
Tracking is fun.
but right now,
The person I'm tracking is Uber dumb,
and also really really gullible.

Now all I gotta do is wait
for this date, that I have with Bella's luscious blood.
After she's escaped from that Edward fella.

And ever so soon will I taste,
her blood. it's scent. so delicious.
That now I'm feeling super vicious.
and bored.
*sigh*
This is taking forever.
waiting is not super fun.
unlike tracking which is not as dumb.

Because I am the best tracker ever.
Oh! She's here, finally!
Beat that Cullen.




An Explanation

We were in the car, driving so far
when suddenly Alice said,
"Oh Jasper stop! You foppish fop! I think that bunny's dead!"

So I got out of the car, and put it on my head.
now it is my hair.
Cause prior to that, my head was bare.

And Alice still loves me so it's okay
I hope you are having a really great day.

Poems from Edward's heart.

Too dang Dangerous

Oh, I'm just too dang dangerous
You know it's really true.
Yeah, I'm just too dang dangerous.
Too dangerous for you.

So back off Bella,
let me go!

You should be scared!
Cause don't you know
that I'm just too dang dangerous.

I just want your blood
because I am very...fangerous
even though I am a stud.

So don't cry Bella
Even though I'm hot.
Cause I'm sorry Bella
You're just not.

And dang, I am too dangerous.


How long is a while?

A long time okay?
Like, more than a day!
Away from me stay
then you'll say yay.

Cause I've been 17 for a while
like a pile of dirty clothes.
Oh Woe!
How morose.
I'm old, got it?

A few poems from Bella

My B.F. is a Vampire!

Could anything be more romantic
than a bipolar vampire?

No, there isn't.
I'll tell you why!

He sparkles in the sunlight. (How dreamy!)
He only drinks from animals. (How caring.)
He can read all minds, except for mine. (How cool.)
He's also been watching me sleep since before we started dating. (How flattering and not disturbing in the slightest!)

And lastly, he really really wants to drink my blood.
but he promised he wouldn't
because he loves me. :)


Why do I feel this way?
I'm so confused
that I have the blues.

Oh, Edward Cullen.

Common sense ( My brain) is telling me to stay away!

but nay!
For my heart, it says that I should never ever stray from his side!

Oh how I love that sparkly guy!

So, now of three things I am absolutely certain.

-He's a Vampire.
-I love him.
-and I'm pretty sure he wants to drink my blood.