Sparkly Vampire

Sparkly Vampire


If I was a sparkly vampire

I might just be inspired

to cry and scream and never be seen ,

or throw my self in front of a tire.

Because let's face it,

there's nothing more gay

than a pale white

sparkly vampire.


Sparkly Vampire II

Sparkly vampire in the sun,
drinking blood and having fun!

Shiny skin is blinding you,
All dimond-esque, it's really true!

But oh! Alas! Ah, woe is me!

Is this a rivalry I see?
Indeed it is what shall be done?

Emmett thinks this will be fun.
Cuz Edward, jealous of Jasper's hair
says HIS skin is sparklier.

But Jasper says his sparkles more
Bella is running for the door.
Because her love is about to fight.
She's so sad, she'll go find a wildebeast to bite.

Battle Battle, hear the sound,
see them thrashing on the ground.

Sparkly Vampires in the sun,
Oh look! the battle's done.
Edward's crying, Jasper's won.


J- ust
A-bout
S-tarting
P-perpetual
E-mergency
R-ehab