Raps, Rants and other silly things.

Jacob HATES Edward (a rap)

Oh snap!
Listen to my rap!
Edward is lame!
Has too much fame!
Bella loves him!
Obeys his every whim!
If his name were Tim
I'd be happier.

Yeah, Yeah,
That's right, happier.
Yeah, yeah.

*Beatbox solo*

He's too hot
makes me say , "What?"
A lot
Whoo!
Yeah.
He stole my love!
He's not a dove!
He's a vampire y'all!
He's not too tall
and his nose aint too small/
Cuz he's male an' I don't like 'im.
Yeah, yeah.

*beat box solo* ( yes, again.)
That's right!


Running through the Woods

Run, Run, Run,
Edward likes to run.

Especially in the sun.
but only when he's in the woods,
cause someone could see him and that's no good.

Hop, Hop, Hop,
Jasper can't run, he hops.

It's all because of that rabbit on his head,
it affects him even though it's dead.

Run, Run, Hop, Hop, Skip, Skip, Boom, Boom,
The Cullen family runs!

Oh gee!
Let's hope no one sees!

...Wait, what's that sound?
Someone's falling on the ground!

Trip, Trip, Trip,
Bella tries to walk but trips.

Oh! She's bit her lips.

I sigh
as she cries,
half of me hopes she'd just die.

But alas,
for the poor lass,
has Edward Cullen to save her again.